Feeling patriotic?
Go abroad and get sh*tfaced every day until you puke.Try to wear as little clothing as possible and make sure every piss you have is on or as near as possible to a treasured national monument. Always speak English slowly to the local spanish waiter while doing 'wanker' movements with your hand to your mate. When walking along and you finish a beer always smash the bottle on the ground and if in a pub try to glass at least one local during your stay. Boycott restaurants that serve local food and make sure you leer at everything with a fanny so they know where you from. Try not to go out in groups of less than 20 people and always make sure at least one of your party is draped in an England flag at all times and someone shouts C*******NNNNNTTTTT!!! at random intervals. These intervals should not exceed a period of 1 minute - this is very important otherwise people may forget where you are from.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 20:22, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Excellent
Sums up the English nicely. Don't they do that in their own country too though?
(Teran Thinks Pogonophobia is funny, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:32, Reply)

^^nah....
...just every other fuckers country instead.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:03, Reply)

I lived abroad for a while, the amount of times I felt I had to apologise for my fellow cuntrymen
please don't do it guys, it really is totally pathetic and nobody is impressed but you.

And while we're at it, making your tiny moped sound like a mosquito in a loudhailer by pissing about with the exhaust, yes people are all looking at you, but they're all thinking you're the most pathetic saddest knicker sniffer ever.

There is a vast difference between being noticed because your cool and being noticed because you're unfeasibly wank. Try to learn it.
( ..wil, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:14, Reply)