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Got a great tip? Share it with us. You know, stuff like "Prevent sneezing by pressing you index finger firmly between your nose and your upper lip."

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Prevent women licking your balls by slamming them flat with a shovel first.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:05, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Your balls or the woman?
Which do you flatten?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:19, Reply)
Both, obviously.

(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:29, Reply)

In what order?
(Beaverman Opulence, I has it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:51, Reply)
Right, then left.

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)
What about if "she" has balls also?

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:23, Reply)
Well, of course, flatten them too
It's just going to get in the way of some smooooth scissoring action, otherwise.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:17, Reply)

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