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 rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
 
	
	Avoid the embarrassment of buying sex toys,
 	by not being shit in bed.
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 monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:46,
	
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	Avoid shitting your bed
 	by sticking sex toys up your arse
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 wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:34,
	
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	Avoid shitting your bed 
 	by not eating it in the first place
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 wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:35,
	
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	Sound advice.
 	
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 monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:39,
	
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	I bought a sex toy
 	because I'm a lazy bastard
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 sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:58,
	
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