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 rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
 
	
	Do one thing every day that scars you.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:48,
	
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	I read my last gas bill estimate.
 	Scares AND scars me.
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 Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:49,
	
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	Turn off
 	the blast furnace then.
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 sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:15,
	
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	i would sugest you turn the showers off
 	and have a quiet talk to the german plumbers who installed your shower
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 fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 17:56,
	
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	I might
 	give razorblade juggling a go.
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bat_fudgie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:10,
	
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