little and large
make an ideal 'cannon and ball' if money is tight.

See also: spit the dog/rod hull and emu. Although him being dead might make your light entertainment booking somewhat easier.

*edit* No, I've got one now, Trevor and Simon Vs Ant And Dec. Know which one I'd rather pay the bus fair home of....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:51, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Fucking hell
What ever happened to trevor and simon?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:02, Reply)

I saw them on telly a while back doing some talking head back to the 90s type show... they were well funny. I remember swing your pants and poetry corner? I think it was. remember being hung over or still drunk on Saturday morning and staying awake through going live just to watch them.... 081 811 81 81 etc....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:21, Reply)

Yeah
but then remember they got a midweek show at about 7pm and it was as funny as a finding a pube on your hairbrush. And that was the last I saw of them.
(Smale is stuffed, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:30, Reply)

I remember that....
was shite....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:36, Reply)

Ah yes
The only thing I remember from that is Pickling Time (with Pickling Geoff, and Joby's here as well, they'll pickle this, they'll pickle that, if you don't watch out they'll pickle your hat etc)
(costas, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 17:45, Reply)