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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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to get a smug feeling of satisfactionwhy not shit through the eye of a needle just so you can say you have done it
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:41,
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I genuinely did shit through a sponge once...Had the proper squits and made a makeshift 'manpon' to enable me to leave my friends house and depart to my own, the perfect crime I thought.
However after a few minutes of departing pleasantries downstairs and me turning to leave, I was questioned as to the stain on my trousers.
I had shat through a sponge.
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