Shit Pencil Tip Tip
Have you just foolishly bought a pack of low-quality pencils from a supermarket, possibly one whose name rhymes with Borrisons? Are you now stuck with 40 of the useless fuckers, each of whose graphite seems to be broken at centimetre intervals down the length of the twat, meaning that whenever you try to sharpen the little cunt, as soon as you get what looks like a useable nib, it drops out of the pencil and you have to sharpen it again?

Fear not: Rather than using your normal pencil-sharpener, get one of those that has two sizes, small and big. Use the larger sharpener on the shitty bastard pencil. This will lead to a wider nib which tapers more quickly, able to hold the poxiest of graphite fragments in place.

Alternatively, insert each pencil up your arse in turn, then post them all back to Borrisons in an envelope marked 'Free Gift'.
(costas, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:57, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Dropped pencils. Everyone's favourite. However that is a good tip...

Thanks
(AndyC4m Eject Eject [><], Thu 24 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)