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( , Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Alternate between folding his penis into an origami owl, and trying to drown it like a mangy kitten in a bowl full of melted chocolate. Once the penis is sufficiently owl-shaped and/or conditioned to be terrified of chocolate, play loud Sousa marching music at it while slapping it rhythmically with a fly swatter. If these ministrations haven't brought your man to the highest heights of pleasure, finish off the sexy fun by super-gluing Fruit Loops to his shaft and mailing photos of your art project to Aunt Edna.
( , Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:53, 7 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I want some!
( , Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:13, Reply)

I love the penis origami thing. I'm always shouting to my wife, Turn my penis into an owl! Turn my penis into an owl!, or perching on the back of the couch and making hooting sounds at her.
( , Tue 26 Jun 2012, 0:03, Reply)

( , Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Well spotted. That was my favorite quote from the article.
( , Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:42, Reply)

Then, later, during oral sex, pause and say, "OM NOM NOM NOM."
( , Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:45, Reply)

Truth be known, ending up in an icy cold bed drenched not with sweat sounds distinctly unappealing.
Really want to surprise your partner? A half-melted ice cube inserted into an orifice in the nether regions will certainly do it, regardless of gender. And it's a lot less obvious than a spray bottle.
( , Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:48, Reply)
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