
Got a great tip? Share it with us. You know, stuff like "Prevent sneezing by pressing you index finger firmly between your nose and your upper lip."
( , Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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...by punching your wife in the face while sober.
( , Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:44, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

you have to order her to make you a burger or kebab and you must insist she's making it wrong, then tell her to get her 'dirty paki hands' off your food, before you be sick, fall over and wake up with only one shoe. Or so it seems round our way...
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:15, Reply)
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