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( , Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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When you're doing your 'I own the road' thing, and want to start a fight with whoever is annoying you, don't choose a motorcyclist who is wearing padded gloves, kevlar body armour, a pair of solid GRP reinforced boots and a crash helmet.
We're really quite difficult to beat up.
( , Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:10, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Would simply skip round you and tip your "hog" over causing you to run sobbing to it to kiss it better whilst I zooom off on my steed. Ha!
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:43, Reply)

I'm also impressed that ufm has managed to shoehorn in a spot of internet hardman behaviour into Top Tips.
( , Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:12, Reply)
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