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Clean conscience
We all know that violence doesn't solve anything,so the next time someone spills your pint or looks at you funny simply hold your knife VERY close to their eye and explain in a calm and precise manner how close you are to making a widow of their significant other.I find this solves almost all confrontations without resorting to barbarism.
( , Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:58, Reply)
We all know that violence doesn't solve anything,so the next time someone spills your pint or looks at you funny simply hold your knife VERY close to their eye and explain in a calm and precise manner how close you are to making a widow of their significant other.I find this solves almost all confrontations without resorting to barbarism.
( , Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:58, Reply)
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