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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Lie on top of your wife for half an hourto make it feel like your sleeping with someone elses wife.
Or, in the alternative, unintentionally asphyxiate her.
(Edit: Actually, that would genuinely work, although it would be a case of sleeping with someone elses wife without consent. Especially if she starts shouting "Get off of me, it's hurting, why are you doing this?" etc.)
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Muns, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:56,
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