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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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prevent an unpleasant night being quizzed by policeby not trying to immac a cat when drunk, especially when you have no logical reason why you would do such a thing.
(, Wed 15 May 2013, 10:17, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
Ha! Reminds me of that Viz classic:"Freezing your wife's perfume and then drinking the alcohol makes it much easier to explain why you would do such a thing in the first place."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:03,
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