Women.
When you are 'upset' over nothing, as happens quite often. make sure your partner knows this by increasing the volume of your fake sobs and cries in relation to how far away from you he goes.
For bonus points, mumble something he just can't quite hear so he either doesn't hear it, giving you another reason to start a row, or has to come back downstairs for you tell him you said nothing.
Then repeat.....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:53, Reply)