Put lots and lots of clip on 'hoop' earrings
onto a slug, to make a slinky that goes where the fuck it wants.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 22 May 2013, 23:43, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Except downstairs.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 22 May 2013, 23:43, Reply)

Or upstairs
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 22 May 2013, 23:44, Reply)

Or indeed anywhere.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 22 May 2013, 23:45, Reply)

I think downstairs might work, but I agree on upstairs.
perhaps construct a waiting area at the bottom of the stairs for them, so you can carry them up the next time you pass.

Could have some cheese and crackers, a small slug sized table and chairs, soft lighting etc.
(username failed moderation, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Yes.
And possibly some 4 year old copies of peoples friend as well.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:57, Reply)