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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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When someone asks what time it isglance at your watch and say, "It's either six-fifteen, or Micky has a hard-on." Guaranteed they'll ask somebody else.
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Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Wed 12 Jun 2013, 7:21,
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I wasn't sure what the etiquette is for crediting quotesbut for those of you who don't know, this is a beauty by the late great George Carlin.
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Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Wed 12 Jun 2013, 7:25,
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Or shout 'HAMMER TIME' and then attack them with a hammer(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:01,
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