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( , Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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why not practice somewhere really public and show off how spiritual you are to everyone
like the chap with dredlocks who was practising his Tai Chi in Estvilvlle park Bristol right on the corner in view of everybody in two whole roads full of cars stuck in traffic. I bet they all looked out and saw him and thought "look at that really spiritual man"**
**NB they didn't Mr dreadlocked to a man/women/child they thought "look at that cunt/twat/wally" depending on age/sex/level of swearyness
( , Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:34, 13 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Tai Chi can be done in one's cupboard if you're that good.
( , Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:17, Reply)

doesn't care what the drivers think of him, and just enjoys making use of the green spaces available to him?
( , Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:26, Reply)

is HUGE
there are loads of quiet nice areas, a raised grass bank in full view of two main roads isn't one of these. He was showing off pure and simple and therefore being a cunt
( , Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:32, Reply)

increasing his own inner peace whilst simultaneously shattering yours?
I like him already.
( , Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:38, Reply)

I'm with Sitting Duck. The only reason people do Tai Chi outside is to show off.
Near me there's a karate school who meet in the local village hall each week. Unless it's a particularly sunny Saturday morning, in which case they go to the park. Not to the bit near the school, which is quiet and undisturbed; no - they make the 1/2-mile journey to the other end, so that all the people using the tennis courts and the skatepark and the pond can see them clearly.
( , Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:41, Reply)

( , Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:43, Reply)

walk the dogs
survey the land cast an eye over the produce (the shallots are looking lovely, the runner beans this year look shit, sweet corn has failed)
just don't understand the need to tai chi in full view of a traffic jam
( , Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Scud, Google maps, photoshop, online grocery shopping. What's missing?
( , Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:15, Reply)

and defend the honour of your school, by getting kicked to death by children.
( , Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:45, Reply)

shattering my inner peace BTW?
( , Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:14, Reply)

If this is you a peace, what are you like when someone pisses you off?
( , Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:14, Reply)

Maybe for five minutes, post-wank.
( , Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:03, Reply)
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