Stag night parties
Why not go to Prague, Budapest, Riga or any other Eastern European capital for your festivities? In those countries they all speak funny languages so you don't have to try to say anything in the local lingo as it's far too difficult for your collective brain cell to comprehend, and anyway most of them speak English (probably better than you do). You can vomit on the streets, harass the local women, sing stupid songs all night and ignore local laws and customs safe in the knowledge that you're just jolly good chaps out for a good time. It's warm enough to go everywhere with your hairy beer bellies hanging out too!

On the other hand - why don't you just fucking stay at home and behave as you usually do in your local? At least people there probably understand or tolerate twats like you. Nobody in any European country wants you. Not at all. Really.

I'll probably get a lot of flak for this one but having lived in Prague for a few years I mean it very, very seriously.
(eesnahk, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 1:29, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

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"On the other hand - why don't you just fucking stay at home and behave as you usually do in your local? At least people there probably understand or tolerate twats like you. Nobody in any European country wants you. Not at all. Really."

THIS!!!

Here's a top tip from me. If you want to go to Eastern Europe and avoid the yobbish stag night parties etc, instead of going to Prague, Riga etc, visit Kiev or Lviv in the Ukraine instead. Totally unspoiled by stupid tourists.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:30, Reply)

Agreed
I also lived in Prague and Budapest for a number of years and couldn't agree with you more.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:07, Reply)

Thirded
By a long time Budapest resident.
(TheBoyTucker, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:09, Reply)