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Convince yourself that you're eating healthily by doing your weekly shop at Iceland, who claim that their own-brand products are 'GM-Free'.
N.B. This works best if you overlook the fact that
a) Your weekly shop consists of 50 hoofburgers, 200 chicken-dippers, 12 20-inch deep-pan pizzas, six quintuple-chocolate cheesecakes, a hundredweight of oven-chips and a pack of frozen peas (because the bag you bought six months ago is almost half-empty now), and
b) You don't actually know what 'GM-Free' means, although you do remember the Daily Mail saying it was bad once.
( , Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Convince yourself that you're eating healthily by doing your weekly shop at Iceland, who claim that their own-brand products are 'GM-Free'.
N.B. This works best if you overlook the fact that
a) Your weekly shop consists of 50 hoofburgers, 200 chicken-dippers, 12 20-inch deep-pan pizzas, six quintuple-chocolate cheesecakes, a hundredweight of oven-chips and a pack of frozen peas (because the bag you bought six months ago is almost half-empty now), and
b) You don't actually know what 'GM-Free' means, although you do remember the Daily Mail saying it was bad once.
( , Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Hey, don't knock the daily mail!
As everyone knows, GM is a very dangerous ingredient in food.
*feels dirty he backed up the 'mail, even as a joke*
( , Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:29, Reply)
As everyone knows, GM is a very dangerous ingredient in food.
*feels dirty he backed up the 'mail, even as a joke*
( , Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:29, Reply)
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