Great hard on
this occurred to me by accident.Promise.
After rubbing some Deep Heat or other equally ineffective rubbing ointment into a muscle strain, i decided to have a tug, i'd washed my hands i think and there was no evidence of the ointment other than the usual stink. imagine my surprise when i receive a mild burning sensation but one of the most splendid erections ever.
WARNING anybody copying this does so at their own risk. Definately don't get any on the bell-end and the aforementioned erection is for your own use (and i recommend ornamental purposes) only as using it on a partner will almost certainly end in your death.
(Discreditor wants the dream to come true, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

experiment
Have you tried it before washing your hands? I want to know before I pop to Boots.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:57, Reply)

for your use only...
"Ornamental purposes" Gold.
(Vagajay, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 6:17, Reply)