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( , Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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As soon as you turn off the lights, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit!! Whilst doing it, stare at the corner of the room, or your wardrobe and whisper tenderly,
'This is for you'
( , Fri 23 May 2014, 15:16, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
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