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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Sex tipsLearn how to burp by breaking your guttural hymen with an aggressive German forcing you to deep throat. Worked for me.
Breath in when you deep throat. (Growing gills helps).
Never go overdrawn with HBOS. They are greedy c*nts and will charge you £35 a throw.
Douche before anal sex. Take off the shower head and stick it right up there... but make sure the water isn't too hot or all your guts will be fused together and you'll end up shitting out of your ears or something.
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