or...
Ending up in hell, whilst Satan himself scoops out your eyes with a soldering iron, and then fucks your eye-sockets with a novelty condom covered in rusty razor wire and broken glass. While another demon kicks a biro into your ear.

Followed by circumcision using finest art paper under a shower of lemon-juice.

and trapping your bollocks in a Breville.

I have issues don't I?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:26, Reply)