Don't EVER
Plant a Leylandii.

I've just spent the whole afternoon cutting down one of the hellspawn bastard things. The side shoot/branches mean you can't use a chainsaw, especially if you've got to get the thing out in hadleable chunks.

Bastard bastard bastard things!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 17:39, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Management
is the key. Or did you plant it and then pretend to be Lord Lucan for 10 years?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:40, Reply)

Unfortunately...........
it's one that was in the garden of the house that my G?F's just bought.
Topped at 5' 12 years ago and left rampant since. I've been in less-dense jungles!
However, the management "style" that I brought to it was that of Ghengis Khan. It is no more.

PS aren't axes GREAT fun!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 18:18, Reply)

management
Brazilian-Rainforest Tree Surgeon Company: decimating vegetation since 1923.

Chainsaws are more fun, but my wife won't let me buy one.


Or a hockey mask...
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:09, Reply)

Yeah
I hate that game too
(TheBoyTucker, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:46, Reply)