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(, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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How to win a custody battle over your kids
Its really easy for anyone to win custody of their kids. Easier than you think. Any poor miserable loser can do it.

Before you go to the custody battle, go into the immigration department, find some foreigner who is about to get deported, and marry her/him. The foreign person will marry you in a flash to stay in the country.

Take your new wife/husband to the custody battle with you. Chances are your ex is still single. The judge will grant you custody because your ex is still alone and will have to raise your kids alone. Because your married, you get custody because you have a partner to help you raise the kids.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 19:25, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
With just one small flaw
Most people get divorced because one of them already has another partner.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:32, Reply)
easy solution
make sure it is you
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:30, Reply)

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