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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Don't be sickin your fish tank.
Although they like the occasional morsel of vegetable matter (yep, carrots regardless of what you've eaten...), most anything sautéd in hydrochloric acid isn't good for them.
Also, don't masturbate into your fish tank either; I remember reading about seemingly harmless side effects, such as Goldfish calling up at some ridiculous time of the night asking for a lift home...
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Those carrots......are actually bits of your stomach lining. Enjoy!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:33, Reply)
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