whoever you are with the car insurance scam
speaking of breaking faces with tyre irons - To whoever keeps calling me to play a recording trying to get me to renew the factory warranty on my car (ie steal $5000 from me, as the warranty expired 78000 miles ago and you're a dirty cocksucking scam artist): Why don't you come visit me in person so we can discuss this new contract over drinks. For only $10,000 I'd be willing to sell you some insurance that would let you keep at least 2 molars in your slimy worthless face.

Shit, I'd pay a princely sum for the home addresses of many of these motherfuckers.
(chickensoupforyourface, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 8:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Ditto
The recording that keeps telling me I've won "boarding passes" for a cruise (yeah, like I'm that easily misled) - she's ripe for a beating.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 7:53, Reply)