Notwork Rail
Why don't you try repairing the fucking points that always fail just outside Stratford every cockmunching morning, while I stand in a packed, unhygienic train moving at 0.137mph, waiting to clear a backlog that everyone knows is going to be there 24 hours in advance.

It's not as though you're short of a bob or two is it...

You inept, donkey-raping cunts.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:03, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ooh! Tetchy!
Had a bad day?

I agree whole-heartedly on the "inept, donkey-raping cunts" thing.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:51, Reply)

You'll be happy today then
2" of snow bringing the whole Liverpool Street line to a halt.
This makes putting the fare up and reducing trains from 12 to 8 carriages even less palatable than before.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:49, Reply)

I worked in Stratford for a few months a couple of years ago
Coach from Maidstone to Lewisham, then the entire length of the DLR.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 0:09, Reply)