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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Male? Shy bladder at public urinals?1) Boldly whip out your quim-tickler at a crowded urinal
2) Concentrate entirely on the sound (and if you dare, the sight) of the piss of the person standing next to you
3) Gush piss out like a racehorse.
I used to have a very shy bladder but this method works flawlessly for me*. Your urinalage may vary.
*Except when I also need a poo, then I can't unlock the front door without the back one swinging wide open too
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chart cat has an itch, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 3:43,
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