Masticators II
When consuming a packet of crisps, please ensure you place the crisp in your mouth, leaving said piehole wide open, then obliterate the crispy fried potato with as much force as is humanly possible.

Always make sure that the mouth and lips never actually close throughout this process, so that the wonder that is your wet/crispy chewing noises can be shared with people up to 50 metres away.

Repeat until packet is finished, or until you have had a sharpened pencil rammed in your face.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Justifiable homocide
Surely?
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:44, Reply)

I manage to be noisy eating crisps even with my mouth closed.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 1:53, Reply)