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( , Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Used: You could tell it's been used by looking at it.
Untested: Because we already suspect it's fucked.
Defective but we're not sure what the defect is: Because it's so fucked it defies further investigation.
( , Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

slightly scratched : Been tumble dryed with a brillo pad, a housebrick, and a big spiky diamond.
Much cheaper than in the stores : slightly more expensive than in the stores.
Shipped direct from the manufacturer in China : If it ever gets anywhere near the country, which is doubtful, it'll be in 18 weeks and will cost 4 times its sale price in import duty.
Has been used twice : utterly, utterly utterly fucked.
( , Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:22, Reply)
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