Top Tip!
Don't casually mention to your workmates in your work canteen that the new picture of Maddie age 6 is a lot less sexy than the one at age 4.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Mon 4 May 2009, 20:52, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

But she is
the saucy minx.
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Mon 4 May 2009, 22:22, Reply)

YER HEAR THAT MADDIE?
*bangs on closet door*

SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET CALLED YOU A MINX. YES, A MINX. IT'S LIKE A SMALL FURRY RODENT. I DON'T KNOW EITHER. I THINK ITS SEXY. NO, YOU CAN'T COME OUT AND THANK THEM. NOT AFTER LAST TIME. NO I WON'T UNTIE YOU EITHER. I DON'T CARE IF IT CHAFES YOUR WRISTS...

repeat ad nauseum.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Also
don't tell them that 'Maddie' is an anagram of 'I'm dead'. Because whilst you saw it on Sickipedia and found it fuckin' funny, your workmates don't seem to see the humour. Nor do they find the '9 out 10 people enjoy gang-rape' joke.
(Big Smurf Brush me daddy-O, Wed 6 May 2009, 22:41, Reply)

you ought to change jobs.

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:09, Reply)