Wisdom Teeth Removal
Ahh, I had 3 of my wisdoms taken out at the same time, because I kicked up a fuss when the original one had an abcess under it and I was in fucking agony. It wasn't even painful the second time.

The only part that freaked me out was the fact that I was felt bruised between my breasts down to my stomach, and it was a while before I realised they obviously had to kneel on my chest to get leverage! Be warned of that, it's quite unpleasant!
(pvc_sister I have nothing witty or amusing to write here, so., Wed 6 May 2009, 14:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Several years before I was born....
.....my dad woke up in the dentist from a general anasthetic to find the dentist still pulling on a tooth, with one foot on the chair and another on my dad's chest. The nurse at this point was holding his head down by swinging on it from behind.

Of course, my dad followed the correct medical procedure at this point and knocked the errant oral operator out.

Thankfully, the was no need to call the police - as my dad was still in uniform at the time, so the dentist merely considered himself lucky to have it left at that (this was in the early 70's, when policing was a little less...... politically sensitive, and sticking someone in an interview room with a couple of big german sheperds was still a recommended way to get a confession).
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Wed 6 May 2009, 15:50, Reply)