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Got a great tip? Share it with us. You know, stuff like "Prevent sneezing by pressing you index finger firmly between your nose and your upper lip."

(, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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but all I need is 87 pence, it's for my bus fare, I'm lost and I need to save up for my sister's eye operation

(, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Best I heard was
"I've just been to a wedding in Chester, but I fell asleep in the toilets and someone nicked my hat, so I need to go to Blackburn to buy a new one".

Absolute classic.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:40, Reply)

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