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"Does she follow that 'ooh' by inhaling through her teeth, making a hissing noise in the process?"
Arf! What *is* that noise for? It's like 50% plumber-assessing-dodgy-pipework-that'll-cost-a-bloody-fortune-to-repair, 50% noise-you-make-when-you-trap-your-finger-in-a-deckchair. 100% silly. Plenty of films can go for several minutes without anyone making a sound; Why is grummer so different?
Maybe it's so blind people can enjoy it too.
Although they're now well-catered for, thanks to the fantastic pornfortheblind.org.
*wanks quietly*
*keeps look-out for librarian*
( , Thu 21 May 2009, 14:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Arf! What *is* that noise for? It's like 50% plumber-assessing-dodgy-pipework-that'll-cost-a-bloody-fortune-to-repair, 50% noise-you-make-when-you-trap-your-finger-in-a-deckchair. 100% silly. Plenty of films can go for several minutes without anyone making a sound; Why is grummer so different?
Maybe it's so blind people can enjoy it too.
Although they're now well-catered for, thanks to the fantastic pornfortheblind.org.
*wanks quietly*
*keeps look-out for librarian*
( , Thu 21 May 2009, 14:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Pornfortheblind
needs to be in the newsletter. This is the funniest, most unsexy "porn" I think I've ever heard of!
( , Mon 25 May 2009, 16:51, Reply)
needs to be in the newsletter. This is the funniest, most unsexy "porn" I think I've ever heard of!
( , Mon 25 May 2009, 16:51, Reply)
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