
Got a great tip? Share it with us. You know, stuff like "Prevent sneezing by pressing you index finger firmly between your nose and your upper lip."
( , Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Having trouble getting your human slave out of bed in the morning?
Try pissing on the bed whilst they are still in it, they'll never ignore you again.
( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:49, Reply)
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