Don't ever
finger your girlfriend/wife after you've finely chopped a red chilli.

Even if you have washed your hands several times and several hours have passed it appears that some chilli-ness remains.

Taking this advice will avoid you the embarrassment of seeing your significant other running from the bedroom shouting "My cunt you cunt!"
(zebby wasting irony here on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:51, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

"My cunt you cunt!"
LOL
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 8:28, Reply)

Also
don't take your contact lenses out.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:44, Reply)

while fingering your missus?

(knackerz is skinning up, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:37, Reply)

Makes it hard to find the clitoris.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:35, Reply)