Genuine gardening top tip.
If, like me you can't be buggered to spend hours digging up the tap-roots of the weeds in your garden, to garuntee eliminating the pesky fuckers there's a simple solution.
Cut the top off the plant and pour spirit vinegar onto cut stem.This will fuck with the plants P.H balance and swiftly kill it,right down to the root.
As vinegar is cheaper than bottled water this will save you a fortune over buying 'Weed-fucker' or 'Lawn-Max' or similar over-priced shite and is better for the environment.
You might like to spend the cash you saved on Scotch and fags.Just an idea.
(yob soddoth happiness is a Dane called Hamlet?, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:57, Reply)