Stressed out, bored, moody, or just plain hacked off with it all?
Have a wank, it really works.
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 7:58, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Thanks a lot
I now have to have a "meeting" with "HR".
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Don't worry...
already anticipated that.

Spoke to them early on Monday, I thought it might go a bit awry for you, but you'll be fine. They have to keep up appearences ("Cockbrush! My office 3.31! And put that thing away for heavens sake!) etc, but it's all show.

If, however, they do, kick up a stink then get your union rep and a qualified wankeopath in for the interview and show them this.

Legally, and I've checked Masturbation Law thoroughly, they don't have a leg to stand on.
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 7:38, Reply)