Your partner has promised you
a blow-job with all the trimmings. You've had a bath and have set about your glans with the abrasive side of the sponge but are paranoid that she'll still detect the faint traces of the wank you had that morning (that you wouldn't have had if you knew what you were getting that evening).

Simply rinse the end of you penis with mouthwash for minty freshness. Don't use neat mouthwash as your member will take on the appearance of an angry bodybuilder. With high blood pressure. Exposed to the vacuum of space.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:27, Reply)