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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Want to surprise your pornstars?Want to get that porn face whilst having a truly spectacular money shot? Use garlic sauce in place of jizz: it looks just the same, you can have huge amounts of it, plus imagine the hilarity when someone swallows it or gets some in their eye!
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:42, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I made a garlic dip to go with kebabsI filled a pot with creme fraiche, and then added the garlic sauce. It actually ejaculated out of the bottle and looked EXACTLY like I'd wanked into it.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 17:57,
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