Tesco Checkout Staff
Don't waste time and energy calling out "Do you want to come round and pay here?" to the long queue of people waiting to use the self-service checkout. We know you're free, we're just avoiding you because you're a miserable cunt.
(costas, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:15, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Also
Don't ask people at the back of the queue. The people at the front of the queue have been waiting longer and resent you for it. You cunt.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 7:25, Reply)

All of this could be resolved
by having one queue with many checkouts. FIFO buffers for the win.
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:44, Reply)

yes, this
like in the bank

although, this does mean that you can't use your mad skillz to figure out which is the best queue to join
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:45, Reply)

my madskillz
generally point me towards the queue with the biggest spastics with broken credit cards and hands that don't pack fast enough, if at all.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 12:54, Reply)