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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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AlsoDon't ask people at the back of the queue. The people at the front of the queue have been waiting longer and resent you for it. You cunt.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 7:25,
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All of this could be resolvedby having one queue with many checkouts. FIFO buffers for the win.
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chart cat has an itch, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:44,
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yes, thislike in the bank
although, this does mean that you can't use your mad skillz to figure out which is the best queue to join
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:45,
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my madskillzgenerally point me towards the queue with the biggest spastics with broken credit cards and hands that don't pack fast enough, if at all.
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