Avoid Public Awkwardness
When lowering your testicles into a Dyson Airblade hand-dryer to see what it feels like, try to fall against the door when you collapse to the ground in agony. This will prevent passers-by from rushing in to see where the sobbing is coming from.
(costas, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:22, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Damn
Now I want to try! How does it hurt??
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Awful!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:18, Reply)

For god's sake
even the name sounds dangerous. And as for the balls on their website

"The only hand dryer that literally scrapes water from you hands"

Only confirms my view that James Dyson is a knob gobbler of the highest order
(Biff..., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Anything with 'blade' in its name...
does not touch the tackle.
(Wize, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:07, Reply)