Suicide bombers
mainly target Catholic girls' schools to ensure a ready supply of higher quality virgins when you get to paradise. Virgins found in marketplaces are invariably still virgins for a reason.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:12, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ace!
Although the only virgins at a Catholic Girls School are likely to be the crusty old nuns.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:30, Reply)

I did consider that
after posting, but surely there must be some virgins. Do lesbians count?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Yes
Lesbians do count. They count the number of girls they have sexed... just like us lads.
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Avoid bombing Star Trek convensions
These are not the virgins you are looking for.
(Wize, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:02, Reply)