If it has been snowing heavily
and providing it's about 9pm on a Saturday evening, find an excuse to visit Asda (or any other supermarket with a large carpark). Because of the weather and that the store will be closing within the hour, the carpark will be practically empty. This gives you ample opportunity to fuck about in the fresh snow doing handbrake turns, drifting, j-turns and the like which is guaranteed to make you look the coolest dad ever in front of your teenage kids.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 0:59, Reply)