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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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In this shitty icy weatherSuperglue a load of drawing pins, point-side-down, to the bottom of your shoes to make an effective, stylish, and practical snowshoe. Then you can skip home without slipping on your arse and breaking your fucking neck.
And as a bonus, if the rough kid from the housing estate you walk past starts lobbing slushy ice at you, you can retaliate with a shoey spikey weapon of death to his mongtastic, astonished face.
And if you miss the first time you've always got a spare.
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SpankyHanky, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:17,
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