Ladies, fed up with doing the vacuuming?
Simply buy a Dyson.
It has so many 'bells and whistles' that you husband will decide it counts as a gadget and start using it.

Then when ever you want the vacuuming done just get the Dyson out and start using it. Your husband will be worried that you might damage it so he'll appear and take over.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 10 Jan 2010, 15:33, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

But women
don't appreciate the innovation, no wait, that was last week.

As you were
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 15:59, Reply)

No I love the thing
but whenever I start using it the hubby turn up and takes over!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 10 Jan 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Hahahaha
Men are sew stewpid.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Sounds like my old method of doing the ironing some years ago:
1. Fill iron
2. Set temperature on iron
3. Flap shirt with a flourish, lay over ironing board
4. Lower iron slowly towards fabric
5. Rub bruised shoulder where my mother barges me out of the way and "demonstrates the right way of doing it"...with every single item.

Result :-D

These days, of course, I don't iron - I moved out.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:32, Reply)