Cold bed?
I bloody hate getting into a cold bed and freezing my tits off in winter.

Solution, provided by smart thinking housemate:
Get into bed fully clothed for five minutes, then undress. Bed is now pre-warmed.
(photoben, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 10:13, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This sounds like a stirling service :-)
Can I borrow your housemate sometime to warm mine?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Certainly.
He smells a bit though.
(photoben, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 0:38, Reply)

I think you have to stay at Holiday Inn...
Apparently they've just started a bed-warming service.

Edit: might be some other chain hotel -- read it on Ananova.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:05, Reply)

or buy an electric blanket (or if you are a real cheapskate get a hot water bottle)!
( Vambo, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:52, Reply)

An electric blanket AND
a timer switch.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:46, Reply)