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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
Changing at Baker Street without permission
may cause you to end up sleeping in the spare room.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:42,
4 replies,
latest was 15 years ago)
You can't change at Bakerloo
It's not a station.
Durr.
/belms
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Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:50,
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Shut up you dick
*huffs*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:31,
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In Portsmouth, I am told,
coitus interruptus is referred to as 'getting off at Fratton', which is the last-but-one stop on the train before Pompey.
Such drollery.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 23:33,
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